Zialipro promises the world…but can they deliver results?
I get spam, just like everybody else. But about a year ago, I noticed a curious trend in my inbox. Almost every day for about a week, I was getting an email come-on from a company touting something they were calling, “The All-Natural Little Blue Pill,” an obvious allusion to the prescription drug Viagra. At first, I was just automatically deleting them as they came in, along with all those other “V1@GR@” scams, but then one caught my eye. Okay, so, the model they used in the email may have had something to do with it. But so did their tagline:
“The Natural Male Sexual Enhancement Product with Both Immediate and Long-Term Guaranteed Results!”
This was getting out of hand. Against my better judgment, I clicked through to their website, just to make sure I was getting this straight. They were promising, “a larger, harder penis,” better orgasm control, and a higher sex drive, all with a money-back guarantee. Honestly, I kind of thought this was a no-lose situation for me. I could try the product, and when Zialipro couldn’t prove that I actually DID have an increased sex drive, I could just get a refund. With a heavy heart (and wondering how I was going to explain the charge on my credit card statement to my wife), I ordered their three box special, which would be enough for three months or so.
While I was waiting for the package to show up, I decided to dig into their web site to learn a little more about the incredibly insane promises this company was making, who these guys were, and to conduct a little research into the ingredients of Zialipro. Here’s what I found out:
Zialipro Claims in a Nutshell:
- To be an all-natural male sexual enhancement formula with no side effects
- To begin working just 45 minutes after consumption
- To cause a permanent increase in erection size, sexual stamina, and orgasm control
- To offer a money-back guarantee if you are not satisfied with their product
The Zialipro Website:
As a graphic designer, it’s hard for me to order products from websites that are too amateurish or shady looking. And while Zialipro’s’ website is beginning to look a little dated in terms of “cutting-edge” design, there is a ton of information there. There are entire pages devoted to some of the research that went into Zialipro, the whole idea of so-called “male enhancement” from a woman’s point of view, and, best of all, a really, really long page of “testimonials” from hundreds of satisfied Zialipro customers.
The Zialipro Ingredients and Formulation:
According to the website, Zialipro contains the following scarily-named ingredients: Tribulus Terrestris, Epimedium, Yohimbe Extract, Muira Puama, Panax Ginseng, Catuaba Bark Extract, Damiana (Turnera aphrodisiaca). I’m not 100% clear on what any of these things actually do, but I was relieved to see there was no mention of a charmingly-named ingredient called “Horny Goat Weed.” I’m sorry, but I just cannot buy anything with that name.
But wait, wasn’t it about time I should be getting my package? The first surprise came when nothing creepy showed up on my credit card statement. I don’t remember exactly what the charge was called, but it wasn’t anything insane, or that would arouse suspicion. The second surprise came when the package arrived less than a week later. I had it sent to my office, and it was plainly wrapped, with no giveaway as to the secrets inside. The pills themselves were nothing special (though they were, as described, both “little” and “blue”), and I wasn’t a big fan of all of the little packets that had a few pills in each one. Sitting at my desk one afternoon about six months ago, I opened one of the packets, swallowed the pills, and waited.
I’m not sure what I was expecting. Would I shrink to four inches tall? Would the room go all wobbly and technicolor? Would I be instantly overcome with overwhelming lust and start rubbing up against the coat rack? Or, most likely, would nothing happen at all? After about 15 minutes, nothing, indeed, had happened, and I went home for the night.
The next day is when things got interesting. I think the best way to tell you about the last six months is through excerpts from the journal I kept for the three months I took these pills:
Day 2: Came home from work and took more Zialipro, just for the hell of it. Had mind-blowing sex with Cheryl. Not sure if the pills are to thank, or thoughts of the new office girl we hired. For the record, penis is still five inches or so. Nothing exciting happening there.
Day 5: I am definitely thinking these pills might have something going for them. Penis is still the same size, but sex has been absolutely incredible. Erection still decidedly Mark-sized, but feels harder. Not sure …might just be having another good day.
My erections just FELT stronger, and sex stopped being a race. I wasn’t just crossing my fingers and hoping my wife would have an orgasm before I couldn’t hold out any longer. No. Almost immediately, I became in charge of when I finished, and could just take my time and enjoy it. This trend only continued throughout the first month of taking Zialipro, and throughout my three month testing period. In my second month of taking Zialipro, things got even more surprising. And forgive the language, folks:
Day 34: I’m not sure, but I think my penis might be a little bigger. It has been feeling bigger, but so far I hadn’t noticed any visible difference. Then, Cheryl and I did it in the shower, and when I got out and saw myself in the mirror, I had to look again. Could this **** actually be doing something?
Day 36: Kids at Grandmother’s with Cheryl, which meant a little closer self-examination. After extended workup, penis appears to be about a quarter of an inch bigger, and a tiny bit thicker around. I still don’t think it’s the Zialipro, though …I think I’m just having a “good **** day.”
You can see my doubt, here, as we get into the second month of taking Zialipro. I just wasn’t willing to believe that the pills were doing anything. I’m not sure why …maybe it’s just because I couldn’t believe that this stuff worked, or that anything good had ever come into my clogged email inbox. But by month three, the results were undeniable:
Day 66: Today was the fulfillment of something I had hoped for for a long, long time. Got back from dinner with Cheryl. Hijinks ensued. I was at about half-mast when she whipped my boxers off, and I actually saw her eyes get bigger. She even asked me if I had been taking something. Penis appears about two inches longer and half inch bigger around, which takes me solidly out of the “average” category. Harder, longer, better. Measurements tomorrow. Cheryl (quite) satisfied.
Day 67: Results confirmed. I can’t believe this stuff. I can’t ******* believe this stuff!
Reading back through these is making me smile. I couldn’t believe it. I still don’t believe it. But the measurements were proving that the impossible was true. Zialipro had delivered on its promises.
Look, I was as skeptical as you. In fact, I am one of the most skeptical people I know. I don’t get swayed by marketing hype, and television commercials irritate me. I don’t buy anything, especially off the Internet. But I have got to tell you 100% that this product absolutely works. It turns out, sometimes there is a lot of hype around a product for a very good reason.
I went back to the official Zialipro website to learn more about the incredible results I had seen with my own two eyes. There had to be a secret to how this stuff, that was supposedly all-natural, was working, and I found two things that really caught my eye:
- Zialipro’s’ natural ingredients are concentrated 15x their normal strength.
The only way you can get pharmaceutical results like the ones I’ve seen, from taking a handful of herbs, is by taking herbs that have been supercharged and concentrated the way they are in Zialipro.
- Zialipro uses a mineral carrier for effective herb assimilation.
That’s one hell of a sentence, no? I couldn’t follow the science exactly, but it seems that by binding Zialipro’s ingredients to a mineral carrier, they are able to bypass the stomach acids and get pumped straight into my bloodstream…not to mention my penis. You can read the full explanation of this technology here.
And after all, what have you really got to lose? Zialipro offers a money-back no questions asked guarantee. If you don’t like the product (and believe me, you are going to like the product), just return the part you didn’t use, and they’ll send you a refund. Easy as pie. In fact, I even tested it with an order of a single box. I opened it up, rifled the pills around, and sent it right back to them for an instant 100% refund.
But wait…you haven’t heard everything yet. It gets better.
I began my experiment with Zialipro six months ago, with a three month supply. At the end of those three months, I was really pleased with the results I had obtained with Zialipro. But at around $150 for a three month supply, it wasn’t something I wanted to have to take for the rest of my life. So, I took a risk …I didn’t reorder. I wanted to put this “permanent results” claim to the test. That was three months ago.
I am very happy to announce that the size, strength, and control gains provided by Zialipro seem to have stayed with me…even after I stopped taking it. I was surprised a lot over the course of this experiment, but nothing surprised me as much as this.
Look. It’s simple. Taking Zialipro gave me a larger, harder, more powerful erection after just three months. Those results are apparent every time Cheryl and I get down to business. She is thrilled, and seems way amorous than she ever did before. Zialipro may have just saved my marriage. And with a no-risk money back guarantee? You owe it to yourself to give Zialipro a try. The results will amaze you.